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Something caught my eye on our weekly trip to Target this past Sunday. Nestled next to the egg nog was something unfamiliar. Something… red and velvety. Holiday milk! As soon as I saw it I knew I had to try it. My girlfriend, Megan, was gracious enough to exchange her carton of egg nog for holiday milk. I was confused. Usually holiday food is limited to things like oreos and ice cream. Not milk. Milk is a staple food. You don’t mess with milk. So how was it? Read on!
Megan and I decked the halls, put on some Christmas music and got ready to drink the most festive milk known to man. When pouring it, it was a bit thicker than I thought it would be. It looked like a mix between strawberry Quik and something you’d get in the bar on Deep Space Nine. Not really appetizing. But it smelled good at least.
Megan: “It’s really sweet.” “I’ve had worse egg nog before. But not much.
Verdict: 4/10
Matt: “It doesn’t really taste like red velvet cake”. “It’s not that bad. I didn’t spit it out.”
Verdict: 6/10
Overall: It wasn’t the worst thing on earth, but it wasn’t great by any means. I don’t think we’ll be buying this again.
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